“This classmate turned best friend became the love of my life, and my very own fairytale ending. Our first date lasted over eight hours, as neither of us wanted to say goodnight. Later, she and I had the amazing opportunity to portray fairytale characters at a local theme park, a young boy who never wanted to grow up and the beautiful girl that flew away with him. After seven years of not wanting to say goodnight, I proposed to her and she said yes, and why not? Peter and Wendy turned out just fine.”
Spieling Peter and Carebear Wendy / Husband and Wife
(Source: jelly-skittles)
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
LIstening to John Mulaney while I clean.
I want a nap.
Eric gets off in an hour.
yay.
:)
Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.
The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.
(Source: thissstuff)
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Alternative Career Options by Sekra [tumblr | twitter | deviantart]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/440d56d4f645c3aa7d6b00d6746dd036/tumblr_mnxk2n4OJA1qm16qno1_500.png)
Alternative Career Options by Sekra [tumblr | twitter | deviantart]
Every time I read a book ^^
(Source: mocamittel)
Tea, books, and a roommate snoring in my ear. I guess it’s a lazy #Friday. :) #shamelessselfie #tea
why does everyone suspect the cute one who adopts strays but not the guy whose name rhymes with cannibal
