Happy retirement Joe The Cat
activate jesus vision
All of the important things in life I learned from the Princess Bride:
- Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
- Chocolate makes it go down easier.
- Men in masks are not to be trusted.
- The word of a Spaniard is no good.
- You won’t get such an offer from the eels.
- Inconceivable does not mean what you think it means.
- As you wish really means, I love you.
- Death cannot stop true love.
- If you rush a miracle man, you get a rotten miracle.
- Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
did anyone else read these in the appropriate voices?
Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000
i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them
Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones
am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides
fun fact her death was ultimately because he tried to catch her
i mean the fall would have killed her anyway but when he caught her with his web the force of her being pulled out of the fall made her spine snap
so goblin threw her off but it was ultimately peter that killed her
“A friend took this pic in Arizona USA. The meteorologists don’t have a name for it.
Seems to be high energy to be in a Rainbow and a tornado! ”
(source: Council of World Elders)
Looks more the like Bifrost to me
looks like a line graph of loki’s orgasm
I don’t even want to imagine the night before Series 3 airs.
lock your doors
did you just put bilbo baggins’s face on bilbo baggins’s face
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is……
so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.
the accuracy of this post is alarming.