Happy retirement Joe The Cat

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But I don’t want comfort. I want poetry. I want danger. I want freedom. I want goodness. I want sin.
Aldous Huxley, Brave New World (via wordsofhersong)

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theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

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melodyofamadman:

amemusicale:

All of the important things in life I learned from the Princess Bride:

  • Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
  • Chocolate makes it go down easier.
  • Men in masks are not to be trusted.
  • The word of a Spaniard is no good.
  • You won’t get such an offer from the eels.
  • Inconceivable does not mean what you think it means.
  • As you wish really means, I love you.
  • Death cannot stop true love.
  • If you rush a miracle man, you get a rotten miracle.
  • Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

did anyone else read these in the appropriate voices?

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Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000

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i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

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laugh-addict:

Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones

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kill-natalie:

am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides


davidbowiesmightycrotch:

aakhaten:

fourofthem:

#FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKK

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fun fact her death was ultimately because he tried to catch her

i mean the fall would have killed her anyway but when he caught her with his web the force of her being pulled out of the fall made her spine snap

so goblin threw her off but it was ultimately peter that killed her

fun fact

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superficial-skull:

schnickledooger:

shortylego:

you-are-another-me:

“A friend took this pic in Arizona USA. The meteorologists don’t have a name for it. 
Seems to be high energy to be in a Rainbow and a tornado! ”

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Looks more the like Bifrost to me

TO ASGARD!!!

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looks like a line graph of loki’s orgasm

bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool:

imjohnlocked:

doctorspockspaceman:

tardisbluebird:

I don’t even want to imagine the night before Series 3 airs.

lock your doors

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did you just put bilbo baggins’s face on bilbo baggins’s face

the-tricky-angel-gabriel:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is…… 

so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.

the accuracy of this post is alarming.

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peep-toe-shoes:

The most intense movie scene ever.

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