Anonymous asked: 24. Best Friends?
Anonymous asked: 76. What did you do on your last birthday?
I kind of want a hypoallergenic kitten. I’m allergic to cats, but if I even got one, it’d have to be hypoallergenic. Oh, and it’d have to be a polydactyl cat. :B Yeah.
Fact: There is a showtune for anything and...
You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in...– Winston S. Churchill (via myquotelibrary)
Buttons is snoring again. :3
A room without books is like a body without a soul.– Cicero (via bookstorecouture)
I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.– Elizabeth Barrett Browning (via myquotelibrary)
you're joking, right?
Someone just asked me if I could petsit their fully grown, fuzzy, spidery, eight legged, hairy, gargantuan taranchula while they’re on vacation. This has got to be a sick joke. Pretty much everyone in the English speaking world knows about my irrational fear of crawly things: arachnids and other bugs alike. Sorry dude, you’ve come to the wrong gal. Petsit your taranchula. Are you...
Anonymous asked: Why don't you just take it to court? That's child abuse.
“It makes me sad to know that my kids are afraid of me…because I hug and kiss them everyday.” Uhm, yeah, no. The last thing you said to me was that I could get out of this house or “FUCK YOU, EMILY.” The last time you made contact with me was to shove me aside. I can’t remember which occurred first. They seem to coincide so nicely. BONUS POINTS: I’ve...
Some of my MET2 friends are following my Wilson friends now… O_o Small world.